JavaOne survival tips

1. Learn how to cut queues (not, I'm not talking about JMS). Being French helps ;-)
2. Eat when you can.
   
3. Rest when you can.
4. Do 50 push-ups a day for two months BEFORE the conference.
5. If you see a power plug, fight for it ruthlessly.
6. Whenever the WiFi network seems to be up, seize that opportunity too.
   
7. Bring aspirin. Lots of it.
8. And intravenous caffeine injections too.
9. Yes, you will need a warm sweater. The air con is FREEZING.
   
10. Last but not least, never, ever try Kung Pao beef at Harry's Hunan. "Volcanic" doesn't even begin to describe it.